This morning, top Murder suspect Joseph Irungu alias Jowi appeared in Court alongside his fiancée Jacque Maribe for the hearing of their bail application.
Jowi has been in police custody for close to a month now as the brutal murder of Monica Kimani gets a much more intense investigation.
Since the news of the death broke, Jowi was pinpointed as the MAIN suspect in a murder that rocked the nation and sent chills down people’s spines.
The manner in which the murder was carried out was particularly gruesome- with grim reports that Monica’s neck was slit from ear to ear, her hands were tied, her phones submerged in water and her body dumped in a bathtub and the tap left running.
It was a messy, bloody scene when police arrived the following morning. A scene straight out of a Quentin Tarantino movie.
Kenyans were shocked when Jowi was arrested…As they had just seen the man go down on his knees and make a sweet proposal to TV star Jacque Maribe just months prior to the murder.
Today, we try to analyze why this man was always a weirdo, always a freak, always a fishy, cheeky, strange and psychotic man.
- He NEVER HAD A HOME
Jowi never had a functional home and even after proposing to Jacque Maribe in a mawkish event that was streamed LIVE on Instagram, wowing Kenyans, the dude still crawled under Jacque’s skirt into her own home. Dude didn’t have a home for the longest time. Even after claims of being a wealthy security man, he still lived in his own girl’s house.
2. HE NEVER HAD A FUNCTIONAL JOB
Claims of him being a trained Security Expert were all a smokescreen. This fella was a straight up freeloader. Plain and simple. He may have run around a couple Jubilee politicians during the Campaigns, but that did NOT mean that he was indeed any good at matters security. Anyone can carry around a gun and claim to be a security expert. And still do NOTHING all day.
3. HE HAD NO FRIENDS. Like, REAL FRIENDS.
Have you seen any real friend of this fella?? Like, not just those random dudes you drink with at 1824. Not those random Jamaas you meet up with for Nyama at a dinghy Bypass eatery. I’m talking real friends. Functional friends. Childhood friends. Any?? I haven’t seen any. He was a lonely individual with a fishy, secret life.
4. HE HAD NO MONEY
Despite his very pretentious Instagram profile, and his big talk on how he ran Security companies from Dubai to Qatar, this fella was as broke as a rat. A scrawny Church rat. Dude walked around with an empty wallet all day. And used to use his girl’s ATM card to buy things as simple as a green underwear.
5. HE ONCE LIED ABOUT HIS DAD’S DEATH TO RAISE FUNDS.
Wait… Who decides to lie to his drink buddies that his Dad has died ? Just to raise quick bucks for the fake ‘funeral’? Guess who? Jowi! This dude even went ahead and commissioned a WhatsAap group comprising of 1824 revelers to raise money for his Dad’s funeral. Kumbe the Dad is alive and kicking it hard in Nakuru. Boss!
6. HE SHOT HIMSELF
Do you know how crazy, how weird, how psychotic, how lunatic and how deranged you have to be to SHOOT your f**cking self in the chest?? This fellow is straight up mental material.
7. HE HAD A THING FOR SELFIES.
Studies have shown that MEN who are obsessed with selfies could be hiding a serious mental issue. These men are narcissists; they are men with a serious personality complex and men with a rather unhealthy obsession with themselves and also, men that could be lethal and dangerous too.
8. THAT SMIRK ON HIS FACE
Most of this dude’s photos show him making a very naughty smile at the camera. His lips are twisted to an angle, his left eyebrow is lifted up, his nose is sticking out and his eyes are growling at you. Like an angry Tiger. This is an animal. RUN!
9. HIS OBSESSION WITH THE MEDIA
Most Security people are usually private people working hard to protect their Bosses and employers. Most serious Security people, hired to protect VIPs, are normally very private and lowkey people with no desire to be all out in the public and baying for attention. Lakini this Jowi dude was such a media whore. Always running to interviews to yell about his ‘security job’, always hanging out with Celebrities and even, managing to fool one into agreeing to marry him. KRIMINO!
10. HIS LACK OF REMORSE
According to the Dictionary, Remorse is deep regret or guilt for a wrong committed. Does this dude look like he feels sorry for the pain he has caused so many people?? Does he act sorry? Look sorry? Appear sorry? Be the JUDGE!
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